Culchie Rant # 2 Better the Divil Ya Know

By Jaysus I had d'shock of me life last week. So dere I was about to sit down and have mo bhricfeasta when I open up d’Sun newspaper and read dat d'lovely cailín off d'telly Sile Seoige went to see dat Australian cailín deas Kylie who was amhránaíocht agus damhsa in d'big schmoke and left dis message on d'aul twitter.

 ‘‘I may regret this tweet but I think I just came at the Kylie gig...seriously... that good.’’

Have ya ever heard d'like? You would never hear a cailín say filth like dat at a good aul showbands concert. She should be ag damhsa at d'crossroads instead of goin to see Kylie wit all dose quare fellas in d'skinny jeans.

I tell ya now dere will be nothin but filth on d’telly since Fianna Fáil won’t be runnin d'show in AreTeaÉee  anymore. I wouldn’t be surprised if dat Ryan Tubridy fella is fiddlin wit himself on d’wireless or dat Brendan  O' Connor is ridin dat Blathnaid Ni Chofaigh of d'All Ireland Talent Show like a bull.

 All dis chat is goin to have a bad influence on d'village now. Biddy McGee from down d'road left dis message on d'aul Twitter after last Sunday’s mass.

‘‘I might regret dis but I tink I just came at Mass...seriously...dat good.’’